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You: Select one that best Represents you:A) Male- Just wants to talkB) Male- Wants to talk to guyC) Male- Wants to talk to girlD) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to guyE) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to girlF) Female- Just wants to talkG) Female- Wants to

你好,我来为你解答:He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人.-- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的?--

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!" The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?" The same son

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!" The attorneys looked at

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人:

tom: william has asked me for a loan of five pounds. should i be doing right in lending it to him?jack: certainly.tom: and why?jack: because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. tom:you are really selfish .你太自私啦! jack:it is nothing relate to

Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行."Mother: Why are

a little boy was crying,a man saw and asked him why he was crying for?i lost an apple,the little boy said.don't cry,i give you an apple.man said.the little boy cried even more loudly.man asked :what's the matter?the boy said:if i know it i should say i lost two apples

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